it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr
iM “CAPTAN PEANUT MCNOLEGS”
Prince Ein Bunnybottom
Sir Peanut Fluffybutt
duke peanut pantaloons
“mister squiggy fritofeets”
Doctor Waffles McPantaloons
Duke Peanut Bunnybottom
Duchess Pickles McDrummies
THIS DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ME BECAUSE I AM A CUSP AND I HAVE NO FAVORITE COLOR
DISCRIMINATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Captain Peanut Gillicutty
Doctor Pickles McDrummies
omg xD
Queen Stumpy McGuilicutty
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
TAY’S FACE THOUGH.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
