News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man’s face
(Source: eatingpains)
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(Source: eatingpains)
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When I tell my parents I have nothing to do. chaystar:
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
(Source: jaayrice)
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
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Me: I think I'm going to have a productive day today
Me: I'm going to finish my homework
Me: and wash the dishes
Me: and read books
Me: and study
Me: and exercise
Me: and feed some homeless dogs
Me: and donate some blood
Tumblr: no
Me: ok
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normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
(Source: tommyshawsboots, via dwyers)
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
(Source: tommyshawsboots, via dwyers)
